Are you familiar with the expression, "when you come for the king, you had better not miss"?

Well...

You missed.

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  • These are the laws of nature.

    A predator has but one chance at ambushing stronger prey.

    Like a careless lion who mistimes a pounce, you shall be crushed beneath the elephantine trunk of my intellect.

  • what if we pooled our resources together and just killed this dude forever

  • There's no such thing as pretending to be kinky for attention because wanting attention is a kink

  • My sexual practices have been described as a lot of things but "sophisticated" is not one of them. And let's keep it that way.

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