Are you familiar with the expression, "when you come for the king, you had better not miss"?
Well...
You missed.
Help
These are the laws of nature.
A predator has but one chance at ambushing stronger prey.
Like a careless lion who mistimes a pounce, you shall be crushed beneath the elephantine trunk of my intellect.
what if we pooled our resources together and just killed this dude forever
Oh boy its huge
There's no such thing as pretending to be kinky for attention because wanting attention is a kink
My sexual practices have been described as a lot of things but "sophisticated" is not one of them. And let's keep it that way.
….But he is right…. That’s a cuttlefish….
imagine continuing to mansplain squid to a squid scientist after being called out for mainsplaining squid to a squid scientist



















